Apollo 13
Doug Loves Minis
Doug Benson
4.9 • 663 Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2017
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, hey, short rounds of Benson Burners. My name is Doug and I love minis. |
| 0:04.6 | This is Doug loves minis. |
| 0:06.8 | The show that is angry about air travel. |
| 0:11.9 | Coming to you from a hotel room in Houston, Texas on Monday, June 5th, 2016. |
| 0:20.6 | As you may know, if you follow me on Twitter or Instagram, I had two flights home from |
| 0:31.3 | Charlotte. Charlotte, by the way, was incredible. I do not regret going there. |
| 0:40.9 | What I regret is when you have a double banger, |
| 0:43.3 | when you have two flights to get home, |
| 0:45.0 | and a show, |
| 0:47.6 | I had a show last night we were going to do Douglas movies at Meltdown Comics. |
| 0:52.1 | And my first flight went on time but as we were landing shit was pretty bumpy and stormy |
| 1:00.3 | when we landed in Houston I was like oh no here we go then of course my connecting |
| 1:08.4 | flight was supposed to leave about two hours later |
| 1:12.7 | then they got to notice it was going to leave three hours later |
| 1:17.0 | and now it's starting to get like this is going to be tight |
| 1:21.0 | if they keep delaying it I'm screwed |
| 1:23.5 | and then they straight up canceled the flight |
| 1:26.9 | and the earliest flight they could put me on and then they straight up canceled the flight. |
| 1:28.3 | And the earliest flight they could put me on was today, the next day at like 1 o'clock. |
| 1:40.3 | And you guys heard me bragging about my guests, who my guests were going to be last night. |
| 1:45.5 | In honor of Baby Driver, I had director Edgar Wright and star John Hamm. |
| 1:53.2 | And in honor of the Big Sick, I had writer and star Kumail Njani. |
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