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from HQ trays Francis a beautiful haircut thanks I had to do it what do you mean you had to do it

for the hair transplant I'm getting oh yes yes you had to do it. What do you mean you had to do it? For the hair transplant, I'm getting. Oh, yes. Yes, you had to get less hair before you get more. Yeah, you got to bring it all the way down. All the way down. So that the surgeon has a clear view of which are the best plants to pull. Getting that scalp. From the back to the front. He can't just push it to the side? What do you mean? Like just push it. He can't have a better view unless it's all short. You know, I wondered that. I did wonder that. But no, apparently, yeah, he's going to pull him right from the roots. What are the odds they go in and you go in and they're just like, no. We've already done, we've already determined. It's so weird that like, we're not going to rip your scalp apart right now. As soon as I told the world that I was doing this, everyone started being like, dude, what? You got the most hair of anyone I've ever seen. You look Italian. Yeah, you do. It's like, but five minutes ago, people were like mocking me for my obviously receding hairline. Who mocked you? Tell us their names. I don't know. Give us names. Non-Italian people. Non-Greeks. Yeah. The hairless.

The Northern Europeans from nowhere near the Adriatic.

What sea is it that they share?

Is that?

What is that?

The Northern Europeans?

The Aegean.

That's Italy and Croatia and all the former Yugoslav.

No, that's the Adriatic. Sorry, the Aegean is where

is the Greek Sea. Fuck, dude. Greek Sea. Mm-hmm. It's a new one to me. I've never, I don't know

if I'm familiar. It's around Greece. The Terranian is on the other side. Terranian is on the

other side of Rome. The Terranian? T-Y-R-R-R-H-E-N-I-A-N. You think that that make it into more geography

books, but you don't hear anybody talking about the Terranian. No. My lack of, my knowledge of bodies

of water outside of America is quite small. Do you even know the Great Lakes?

Don't worry about it.

Harry, how come you didn't know that the pipe that we got you was a large mouth bass?

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