Got to be on the right side.

Got to be on the right side.

I spend my paycheck off my blue loose.

That's okay now I've got to me.

All on the right side. You got to be on the bright side.

Fire, explosion, tidal wave. Oh no, get out of the way! It's a rockfall! Zombies! They're coming for you. Lock yourself inside and live off cans of beans. Fart yourself to death,

you scared little bitch. You get those big buckets of food, those preachers scream about on TV and shove it in your panicked little face.

The disease is here. The Antichrist is knocking on your door and he wants to sell you vacuums. Get a gun.

Get a knife. Get a spoon. It's soup time. Sleep in the woods. Go to the cities. That's where it's going to go first. Hide. Run. It's time for the apocalypse. That's right. Yeah. Very nice. Thank you. I wrote that today outside with a cigarette hanging from my mouth. Unlit. It sounded like, just a stream of consciousness. It's like, fire, death, they're coming for you, buckets of food. Yeah, that's like the beginning and the third act. It starts with that monologue. I sound like the woman that's like, we all got to run inside. The wave is coming. And they're just like, shut up, Amber, you stupid woman. And then the wave comes. And I live. And I'm the only one that's alive. Well, I mean, how would you live and everyone else die? Because I ran up to the top of the building. And then everybody else is like, fuck this crazy girl. And then I'm the only one that lives. And then it's like, oh, no, I'm the only one that's alive. I got to masturbate myself.

Masturbate yourself until the land comes back.

That's true.

That's what God says in the Bible. That's what he told to Noah. He's like, if you fuck your daughters and jack off. He had to. He had to. It was like, yeah, because he put like, what, it was him, his wife, his daughters, and then like two other fuckers.

That's it, just two guys.

Just two fucking dudes. Just two random dudes. Yeah, because he put like, what, it was him, his wife, his daughters, and then like two other fuckers.

That's it.

Just two guys. Just two fucking dudes. Just two random dudes. We're like, oh, I guess I'm here. Yeah. I guess I'll have sex with your daughter now. Can I bring Joe and Bill? He's got beer. Bill's got some beer. I always say, you know, people talk about how hard Noah's job was, but, you know, he didn't have to collect the fish.

No.

Didn't have to collect the, because they're under the boat.

That'd be hard because they're slippery.

They don't want to get caught.

I love it at the Noah's Ark Museum.

There's dinosaurs in the, in the ark.

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