Gamescom, the biggest video game convention in the entire world is currently underway in

Cologne, Germany.

So we thought we'd talk about some of the most breaking news.

And also, Apex Legends controversy.

So come join us for this video gamey, very confusingly coffee branded, not sponsored by

any of these bowl of dudes.

Or smart, smart, smart.

You're all very detracting, covering the truth.

Is that how I sound?

I just make you a performer, a true performer.

Thank you.

To act, act amid distractions.

There's a camera in your face and there's a director screaming at you and somebody spritzing

you with water.

There's a timer up there, which seems passive aggressive.

Yeah, we're professional in that.

We got a timer on our speeds it up if we're hanging on.

That's the time.

Time is moving.

It's not moving.

It's not moving.

Too late.

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