Apes Vs. Crabs

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to T.F. It is me, Riley.
0:17.0	It's the free one.
0:18.3	You figured it out, huh?
0:19.5	I did, yeah. I've been looking at the calendar today. Let me tell you, it is the free one. You figured it out, huh? I did, yeah. I've been looking at the calendar today.
0:22.6	Let me tell you, it is the free one.
0:25.1	He solved all those riddles that Riley set.
0:27.4	Mm-hmm.
0:28.5	Yeah, he basically, he swung over that pit of crocodiles, climbed that tree, jumped over that, you know, the quicksand.
0:36.1	I have a mouth, but do not speak.
0:37.4	I have a bed, you know, the quicks hand. I have a mouth but do not speak. I have a bed but do not sleep.
0:38.8	What am I?
0:39.5	Hussein Kisvani.
0:40.7	Yeah, that's right.
0:42.8	He's, uh, he, Hussein is not joining us today.
0:44.1	Of course, he is, uh, in his bed not sleeping, uh, reading the manga that he has written
0:49.5	on his own duvet cover.
0:51.3	However, I have a, have a studio update for everyone. A thing that happened,
0:56.9	a funny thing happened on the way to the podcast recording studio. Yeah, that's right.
1:01.6	I, pseudalists, and I am somewhat of the pseudalus in this particular story. Okay.
1:07.0	I entered the room. Oh, fuck, yeah. Recording space.
1:11.7	And then...
1:12.7	A key element of geography here to understand is that we, much like in a sort of like a music recording studio, we have a soundproof enclosure.
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