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The subject, the ladies at the church, love me.

We'll get into that in a little while.

But right now the nephew's in the building with today's prank phone call. What you got for us, Neff? Apartment 316. Apartment 316. Let's go, Catow. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Deal. Yeah, this is Dea. Hey, Dale. How you doing, man? My name is Vaughn, dude.

You live in, I'm trying to make sure I got the right dude, man. You live in a, apartment, right? Apartments. Yeah, I live in, what's going on. Okay, you live in an apartment, 316, right? Yeah, it's something I need to be worried what's going on with my apartment. No, no, no, everything is cool with your apartment, man.

I got your number from a lady at the lease and off. What was going on with my apartment? No, no, no. Everything cool with your apartment, man.

I got your number from a lady at the leasing office.

Regarding.

So I said, what not?

What's in regards to?

Well, actually, what's going to happen is I'm going to move to a court.

And what I wanted to do, you know, see, in every apartment I've always had, I've always lived in apartment 316.

And I know you in 316.

So they, you know, the girl at the office gave me, you know, because I don't want to move nowhere else where I can't be in room 316.

I've got to be, you know, it's just real superstitious I know, but I kind of, I gotta have a You say your name, Vaughn? Yeah, yeah, I'm born. Right, Vaughn. And who gave you my number again? One of the ladies at the leasing office when I was over there. Who was it? I can't really remember her name, man. Uh, little, look, look, look. Hey, man, hey, well, listen, cut this shit. I'm going to tell you like this, man. Don't call me for nothing like that, man. Now I ain't moving out in my apartment, man. I've been standing up for four years. When I move out to the apartment, I move in the house. You understand? All this shit you got going with your, whatever it is, you're 316, you're 1, 3- 2. That's on you, man. No, it ain't 1 3.2. I got to stay in 316, man. See, that's what I'm trying to say. I didn't sign the lease, so I'm stuck with it. I got to get that apartment. So I'm going to try to tell you, which other apartment would you like to, which other Would you like to move to and I go on and get them to move your stuff? I don't know.

I don't move to,

and I go on and get them to move your stuff? I don't know. I don't know anything. Ain't anything moving. I don't think you're going to move with them numbers. You can add them up, divide them, do whatever you want to them, but I ain't moving. So you're going to have to get that to your head, man. And really, I'm going to go. I don't know who the fucking gave you.

My number was like this.

I mean, working.

Call me. So you're gonna have to get that to your head, man. And really, I'm . Because I don't know who the fucking gave you.

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