This is the Ode of Wrestling with professional wrestler,

Koukabana.

It's Koukabana.

Oh, all right.

All right.

Hey, guys, don't come on in, sit down, relax your mouth,

and listen to the art of wrestling,

a professional wrestling podcast, the life podcast,

personal journals and entryways

of the Minds of Zools of the Hearts and Lies

to be involved in the world of professional wrestling.

I am your host.

My name is Koukabana.

I'm a Japanese site seer.

I am a seer of Japan.

I'm a guy who gets on a train who doesn't speak a language,

who figured it out, mainly because of Google Maps,

but still figured it out.

I'm a man who sleeps in the most stereotypical looking

Japanese place I have ever seen in my life,

on not even a mattress.

Two pieces of cloth.

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