This is the Ode of Wrestling with professional wrestler, Colt Cabana.

Alright, how you guys doing? Come on in, sit down, relax, put those earbuds in. If you

got to, you're about to listen to the art of wrestling, professional wrestling podcasts,

the life podcast, this personal journal, it's an entry way into the minds of souls, the

hearts, and the lives of the people involved in the world, a professional wrestling.

I'm your host, my name is Colt Cabana. I am a long border.

That's right, 70 degrees in Chicago, and I'm on the long board, hitting the trail,

most importantly though, I'm a professional wrestler, and I am sitting here live in my

studio.

Apartment in Chicago, Illinois, before I go in here further, this is a fan sport and

listener sported podcast. Sported by people just like you, I give it to you free at

charge every single Thursday, Colt, Cabana.com. I tune SoundCloud, wherever you get those

podcasts from. A couple of great ways that you can support, write and review, and subscribe

on iTunes, upper day, please. I don't know why I said it like that. Pretty weird. Still

set it, keeping it in. Spread some love on Facebook, Twitter, social media, if you've got

a couple of bucks in your pocket, head on over to Coltmerge.com, digitalcult.com, T-shirts,

buttons, pictures, posters, DVDs, digital downloads, little key chains, the wrestling road

diaries, physical and download. It's all available. Coltmerge.com, digitalcult.com.

All right, Missy Hyatt is on the show this week, and if you, I mean, you know the structure

of this show, here's what we're not going to talk about. We're not going to talk about

how many dudes she fucked in wrestling. We're not going to talk about the penis sizes.

I'm just going to talk about life in wrestling because that's what it's about. I'm not the

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