This is the order of wrestling with professional wrestlers,

Copacabana.

It's Copacabana.

All right, how you guys doing?

Come on in, sit down, relax, put in those two-week audio ear buds,

take a load off, put your feet up, take your shoes off,

you're about to listen to the art of wrestling,

a professional wrestling podcast.

It's a life podcast.

It's a personal journal.

It's an entryway into the minds of souls, the hearts,

and the lives of the people involved in the world

of professional wrestling.

I'm your host.

My name is Colt Copacabana.

I am a Chicago native.

I'm a podcast or personality, but most importantly,

I throw on those spandex and those boots,

and I call myself a professional wrestler.

I'm sitting here live in the studio.

Apartment and Chicago Illinois, before we go any further,

this is a fan-supported and listener-supported podcast.

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