Good evening, gentle listener and welcome to Distractable, a Wood Elf production.

This week, Mark hosts at a radically gives out points or not while Bob gets wet again

in another aquatic tale.

Wade maintains that only the wealthy and man's best friend use Macs and Bob gives his

tips on PvP while Wade chives everyone for their choice of porn displays.

Yes, it's time for anything goes.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello everyone, one and all welcome back to Distractable, the only podcast where you can

get your daily dose of entertainment from some random trio of men.

No one's ever done a podcast like that before.

No, no, no, very unique, very unique.

That is very, very, very unique.

Here on Distractable, we compete.

I am the host for today, which means I will be the judge of my fellow co-hosts and not

competitors to me, but competitors to each other.

Is there a word for that?

Uh, competitors?

No, competitors.

Like we're not all competing, but you two are competing.

I think the way you describe that is that you are the host and we're the competitors.

Right, right, that is, yeah, I'm going to go with that.

Bob and Wade, how are you guys doing today?

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