Anybody want a Golf?

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Jonny tries to sell his dad’s old car. Also in this episode, giving away a piece of Smith and Sniff history, the power of an old Metro Turbo, ordering hot drinks in nightclubs, what to do if your son wants to go to an F1 race, an excellent charity effort at Goodwood, endurance drinking with five-times Le Mans winner Derek Bell, Scottish town pronunciation apology, tales from a teenage trader, and stories of a brilliant dad.

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0:00.0	Ever wish your brain had a sidekick that helped you conjure the world's healthiest and tastiest
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0:25.9	Your mind's the hero.
0:27.3	We're just a psychic.
0:28.8	Broca mind.
0:31.7	Hello.
0:32.8	Oh, if I have to re-key another isoform, I might cry.
0:36.5	Admin?
0:37.3	Ah, not for me. Clines and coffees today.
0:40.4	Wow. What's your secret?
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0:59.3	I'm Johnny Smith.
1:00.8	I'm Richard Porter.
1:02.0	And this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things.
1:15.7	One of these days, I'm going to get my dad to write into Ottersot.
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