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The JTrain Podcast

Any Relationship Has To Have Delusion (@SomervillePuns)

The JTrain Podcast

Jared Freid

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews

4.84.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Comic Michael Somerville joins Jared on this week's Friday episode of The JTrain Podcast, to read your emails and answer questions about breast reductions, becoming friends with a hookup, dating someone with a different work ethic, and wondering if your boyfriend is a bachelor forever type person.. Check it out, and enjoy

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By: Jared Freid

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0:00.0

Hey guys, awesome episode today we talk relationship double standards and breast

0:11.8

for adoption. Check it out and enjoy share with friends!

0:16.5

Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcasts J Train Jared Freak

0:46.3

coming you live from Arla, New York today. That's right we're here feather nation

0:52.7

studios. The crowd is rampantious today. A lot of energy. Love it, love it. The

1:03.3

play in the horns. They're clapping their hands. It is wild here and listen. It

1:12.3

feels good. Nothing makes me feel better than when I see the line outside of

1:18.2

feather studios waiting to get in. The dogs, the people, the air horns, the

1:24.0

signs, right? It's crazy. It's wild to see every time. Every time. The toughest

1:30.3

ticket in town is again in the feather studios and I I gotta say it feels good.

1:34.6

It feels like when you guys post about the J Train Podcasts on your Instagram

1:44.8

stories. It feels very similar. It's like I'm out in a forest. As I'm walking

1:53.5

through the forest I keep taking off articles of clothing and leaving them

1:58.2

just along the trail. A t-shirt there. A sock there. My pants there. And now I'm just

2:06.9

in my underwear and I slip those off too. And now I'm just walking naked in the

2:12.1

forest. And all of a sudden I decide I want to see what it looks like above the

2:17.9

tree line. So I go up the mountain and now I'm climbing the mountain completely

2:21.9

naked and I get to the top and there's a bird. Yeah, you hear it. Do you hear it?

2:28.4

Yeah, that's the bird. And that bird comes up to me and I say hi little bird and

2:34.4

then I turn around and the bird starts flip a flip flap and it's little

2:39.5

wings right against my ball sack. That's what it just just flip me flap right on

2:47.6

the edge of my seam right back and forth back and forth feeling my ball sack. And it

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