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I don't have a witty opening gambit I've just realized I just

You you know how you're saying that you're saying in that special way that you know that Ben can make

anything sound like a witty opening gambit he'll go to the music now and they'll go

biddly d and he'll be a thing... Well stop and give him a chance. No he's never

going to do it there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Straight to the news thing we could talk about Sam's cricket last night.

Nobody cares about that darling.

I'm also not going to mention the cat's appointment with the vet at five o'clock today because that's

also not interesting. It's what they tune in for. And the test match starts, the

Pakistan test match starts in an hour, so first of all we have to get this done.

Oh sorry was that my head hitting the microphone? Yeah so that's not a very

funny joke about how cricket's boring. That's been the joke about cricket for 300 years.

But a joke that I have not yet made on this podcast? No, so like yes, so yesterday I'm going to I'm going to find a way of writing about the Pakistan

Test match depending on what happens in the test match today. I might link it back to watching my boy play cricket

That's a good idea that's really nice.

Pakistan are coming to play here.

England is refusing to travel anywhere because of COVID.

We never travel to Pakistan anyway because of terrorism.

Nobody does.

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