Hey y'all, this is Heaving Bisms, the podcast where two best friends recap romance novels

while swooning over bookish shopping sprees and loving a class divide.

Go to love what we love and do what I love.

Stack our shells with the crunchies out. Shad up from the rooftop. Welcome out loud, Welcome back HB's

When we left HBs.

When we left off, Griff and Pauline were actually getting pretty close.

If you'll recall, there was a library finger bang to end all finger bangs,

and then she asked him to take her upstairs, but he refused.

All right.

Let's jump in.

Love it out of love. And then she was like, take me upstairs because this might be my last chance to ever have good sex. And he was like, take me upstairs because this might be my last chance to ever have good sex.

And he was like, I would love to.

But I can't.

I just can't.

I can't because I'm a sad boy.

I'm a sad broken boy.

Yeah.

So then the next morning, when she walks into the fucking dining room, or I'm sorry,

dining hall, uh, Griff stands for her. Like he would stand for a lady. And then immediately

his mama, the duchess, is like, oh, interesting. Uh, uh, interesting. You have the day off.

I'm leaving.

Goodbye.

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