This is exactly right.

It's really funny how left-brained you are sometimes.

I'm like, you got to read between them lines.

Look, I am Amelia Bedelia.

Okay, that's who I am.

Well, I am Tiger Woods, and so here you are.

Oh, no, please.

Hey, what's up everybody?

Welcome to Adalting.

I'm Michelle Buto with my friend, Jordan Carlos, who also hosts this silly little podcast that you guys are listening to.

Hello.

These are big facts.

Hello, Michelle.

What's up?

How's your morning going? It's been a morning. It's been a morning, but we don't have to get into my morning. Let's get into my morning. Let's do it. I've been up since five. What time did you go to bed? Five. I'm kidding. No, I went to bed. You live on a farm. I live in a farm. Sun Up to Sundown

What's about a what?

Maybe like 1030 or something like that

Ooh

Yeah You live on a farm. I live in a farm. Yes, sun up to sundown. Once about what? Like maybe like 10.30 or something like that? Ooh. Yes. Do you take a shower before you go to bed? Oh, I wish I was that mature and self-respecting. But no, I usually slide into bed. I just feel like this is how you keep the sheets clean, a clean body on clean sheets. Plus, you know, I got to take a shower like every time I poop. Hi, everyone. I hope this isn't on speaker. But it's okay. We all poop. It's a book. It's a great one. Yeah, no, no. I hear that if you take a shower at night, it actually lowers the body temperature, which makes it easier for you to go to sleep. Where did the why? So that's why you do it?

You know what? It just feels like I've washed the day off my body. I don't want to bring the day my day to my sheets, especially if you ride the subway or some sort of Uber, the back of your head is on a public space.

Yeah, truly.

Are you going to put your cell phone on top of your pillowcase?

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