Anus Tar Trek (Star Trek: Discovery Annual 2019: Captain Saru Part 1)
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🗓️ 21 May 2019
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
When the Discovery receives a distress call. It’s up to Ganglia-full Saru to lead a crew against a surprising threat. But when Tilly comes in with a warning message, it's time to beam-down and investigate. Are Ba'ul lurking behind the corners? Did Michael secretly wish to be captain? Who's the mystery crew-person?
It's the episode that comes once a year, but not before having its blueberries.
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| 0:00.0 | We only have one live show left this year and this time we don't even have to book flights or hotels for it, Ben. |
| 0:08.0 | The greatest generation is performingly share your embarrassment tour at the Masonic Lodge at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. |
| 0:15.0 | What a fitting way to put this tour into the ground, then to end it at a cemetery. |
| 0:21.0 | We're doing one more performance of it in January and as of today we can announce that will be at San Francisco |
| 0:26.7 | Sketch Fest on January 28th and tickets go on sale this Sunday. |
| 0:31.3 | That's two shows left on the Share Your Embarrassment Tour and they're both in California. |
| 0:35.6 | Right. One is at a cemetery and the other is where major sports teams go to die or get relocated. |
| 0:43.6 | You're thinking of Oakland, Adam. |
| 0:45.4 | Right, Oakland, right. |
| 0:47.1 | But still, both of those things very embarrassing. |
| 0:50.7 | Buy your Sketch Sketch Fest Greatest Gen Tour.com. |
| 1:03.0 | Share your embarrassment with us, California, |
| 1:06.0 | and gain strength from the sharing. Greatest Gen Tour.com. |
| 1:10.0 | Captain. Captain. |
| 1:13.0 | C Captain. |
| 1:14.0 | C Captain. |
| 1:15.0 | Signagers detective. Shields after |
| 1:18.0 | Medical |
| 1:17.0 | Signingers detective. |
| 1:18.0 | Med alert. |
| 1:19.0 | Context Starfleet command. |
| 1:20.0 | What's happened? |
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