Hello, gang, walking in fresh off the road for a solo episode of the Blind Mike project.

Right, the second I walked on the door, I sat down to record for you people here on

Patreon.com slash blind mic. You skinflints will be getting this a week later, but those of you

behind the paywall as gearheads are getting it moments after I walked in.

So solo episode today, I asked Craig to be on and, you know, he's as if he's not already

gallivanting with Jerry Callahan enough as it is. Today, I guess he had some other plans.

I said, hey, I'm going to be home,

you know, at a reasonable hour. Would you want to do an episode? And he said, I can't. He has this big,

so I guess the chapter of the proud boys in New Hampshire that he's a member of. They have some

big meeting tonight. And I guess it's very important. They know I guess as they always do they get together

and take their shirts off and rub bellies and then he was telling me that tonight they played

this game called holstering and my understanding of that is and it seems very strange given what

we you know I see your guys comments all the time.

You say, Craig is homophobic and everything.

And I tend to agree with you, but that's why I found this so strange.

I guess holstering, the game that they play, is it's one where one gentleman takes his penis,

whether it be flaccid or erect.

And my understanding is for the game, it's actually preferable that it be flaccid or erect. And my understanding is for the game,

it's actually preferable that it be flaccid. So the flaccid gentleman takes out his penis

and sticks it into the mouth of his partner. And they play this holstering game. And the mouth,

you know, and Craig always says, I want to get there first,

he wants to claim, he wants to be the holster. That's what he always says, oh, I want to be the holster.

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