The Around the NFL Podcast

Demands the Front Page and the Photos

Welcome to another edition of The Around the NFL Podcast

My name is Dan Hansis coming to you from a country filled with heroes in different time zones

Got Ricky Hollywood, Hope there are New Hampshire, and both Mark Cessler and Greg Rose with all holding it down in Los Angeles

What is up boys and girls?

Yo, I tried to point to Mark there to just say the first words because I was drinking some water

But Mark refuses to interact and have a little banter at the top of the show

No, like the same way that Dan demands a screaming headline in a glossy photo

I like to be, I like the table to be set for me that you, if you want me to speak, you appropriately set up my comments

I see we have a new batch of money tags off the top of the show, that's great news

And I have done a little soul searching about my upcoming interview and photo shoot with the Gatesville Messenger scheduled for Friday

You guys are right, even if you didn't come out and criticize me, I understood what was inferred that it was

Maybe my ego was getting too big with the demanding the front page

So I'm backing off that and really what I'm going to do here is let the Gatesville Messenger and their sports reporter

A very nice man named Mark Goodson, they will really be the gatekeepers of where I end up in the paper

And then upon some further introspection, because if nothing else this quarantine and pandemic has prompted I think a lot of self introspection

I'm going to use where I show up in the paper as kind of like a benchmark where I am as a person

If I get thrown on the back page and tiny font with a small photo that will tell me how much I need to work to become a more relevant person

From on the front page conversely, well, I did it

I have two questions, or follow up if I'm allowed. Number one, of course. And you can answer them as a package deal

But how many pages are in this thriving weekly newspaper or daily Zoom?

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