Good day and good on you and God bless the smartest man in the world prove

cast commencing hitherto and hence right here at the very bottom of the world in

the Antipodes where the southern constellations swing about us in ceaseless

groove one more time we meet you on the interweb interfacing with you and all

of your molecular brain cells this time from what can only be described as the

final night of the MICF the Melbourne International Comedy Festival as we

conclude the festivities here with a proof cast liberating one at all from

having to pay for a show this is a group of Melbourneians some us giants I

think there's a few yanks hidden in the house here and there and probably an

Irish person for all I know yeah I thought there might be you can always tell

them because they drink and they're a lot of fun and then they pass out and you

can use them to sleep on later so very groovy to be here so very far from home

you fly and you fly and then you get younger and younger and then relativity

kicks in and when you land in Melbourne you're a gleam in your father's eye I was

a drunken bat when I hit the tarmac and the excitement continues at pace it's so

nice to leave the confines of Los Angeles and visit here below the South

Pacific where the world meets the end of the world and everything happens all

at once LA as you know Hollywood is this not a city it's an idea held

simultaneously by a million assholes Melbourne is a latte sipping goth clad

80s boot wearing bunch of people stomping around in the sunshine intermittent

with five different fucking seasons in a day the weather here is not

changeable the weather here is capricious as what it is it does whatever it

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