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Welcome to the Shutdown Fullcast. This is the Internet's only College Football Podcast.

I am Spencer Hall, today's crew. I am joined by Jason Kirk in beautiful

Kennasaw, Georgia. I like the Christmas lights behind you Jason. Embracing the holiday

spirit is what this podcast is all about. In addition to College Football we are the

only Christmas podcast. Yeah the lights have been up since they're around every day of the year

but yeah. I want to go ahead and apologize for any voice cracks or whatever I might have.

I'm not actually 13 years old but still under the weather. I honestly sort of wish I'd given

the listener a few minutes of my Saturday night voice on the full cast after dark when it was

somewhere between like Undertaker and Tom Wates but all you get right now is like eighth

grader trying to talk to a girl. So the voice cracks will start to happen once I talk for more

than like eight minutes. It's shocking how close the Undertaker is to awkward teen right?

Like you can see the awkward goth teen in the Undertaker's DNA. You just know that he grew out of

that right? Like yeah I died and then I came back from the middle of the week cooler. He's the

one who never did. He just got it. He's got it. He's strong. He has a goth nobody picked on.

I'm the original gains goth that's me. I also really like the idea by the way of the cross between

Tom Wates and the Undertaker because I now just see him in a pork pie hat singing about pirates.

Yeah I mean give him long enough every wrestler eventually become a guy who sings about pirates.

It's on the gimmicks list. He'll turn face turn. Pirate singer guy. Pirate singer guy.

There's like a thing where it's like you know when it was internet test where it's like your first

name and the last name of the street you grew up on and your mom's maiden name and you combine

those things and you get it spits out some personality thing and there's some combination where it

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