We are receiving for the first time.

And, uh,

receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past,

the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. You have accessed entry 053.

NU1516 certificate number 53289.

Empropology Days.

It's time for the people of paint hills to head into the bush and set up camp for the goose hunt.

The Omnibus Project is against racism.

It's the main reason why we started it.

It's one of the big, one of the big, like, tenants of our show.

Racism is bad.

We have that big sign over there that says racism, but we put a red thing through it.

We did a big slash through it.

And we practice that every day.

Especially these days when racism,

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