Can I pull those on my eyes and some fun?

I can't look if you want my heart, I want my heart, I want my heart, I want my heart, I'm a baby, just ask me.

I'm Claire Parker, and I'm Ashley Hamilton, and this is Celebrity Memor Book Club.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are reading Celebrity Memor is, but not straight to you off the page like it's kindergarten.

Okay, we're reading it to you with a little bit of opinion like it's fifth grade.

It's an added value, much like spark notes, we're doing the work and then analyzing it and then handing it to you on a fricking silver platter.

And we don't ask for much in return, except for that you don't be mean to us because it's very easy to not listen.

Once again, statistically, most people are not listening. So if you love it, we love you, and I mean it, we love you.

And if you don't like it, we beg you from the bottoms of our tiny little hearts.

Please just turn it off, just turn it off.

But if you do like us, you know it's a great way to show us you love us.

The best way to show us you love us is to leave us a five star review on good old iTunes.

I know that these review reads have gotten a little lengthy and that's because sometimes we skip a week and then there's too much to catch up on.

So we are going to go back to the every week agenda until we hit 1000 reviews.

So if you want us to stop reading reviews, you should review us.

And then we'll hit our goal, baby.

Thank you so much to my name is Taken Sad face.

Sad face. Well, I'm happy you left this review.

Happy face, happy face.

SSRI, anal, well, if that's what makes you serotonin filled dreaming of forever, you and me both sister.

Kansas molasses, my favorite kind of sandwich.

Stop reading out names when we get to a thousand brown sugar, baby.

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