Anthony Jesselnik

Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum

Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum | Cumulus Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Anthony Jeselnik (Fire in the Maternity Ward, Thoughts and Prayers) discusses getting fired from every job hes ever had, how he doesn’t date but he takes lovers, and why his perfect relationship would be married with separate houses. Anthony opens up about his asshole on-stage persona, how much he hates actors that become comedians, and how most of his success comes out of revenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Inside of you is Brought to you by Discover.
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0:06.5	At the end of your first year, they automatically double all the cash back you've earned.
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0:18.8	doubled, all the cash back from that trip where you sort of learned snowboard,
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0:27.2	No, Discover does it automatically, seriously though.
0:31.1	See terms and check it out for yourself at Discover.com slash match.
0:36.6	You're listening to Inside of you with my corrosion bomb, Rob. How are you, buddy?
0:40.8	I'm good. It's been a long time.
0:42.5	Was it the last episode that people were saying, where's Rob?
0:45.6	Yeah, because you you didn't intro without me.
0:48.0	Intro without you didn't explain anything.
0:50.4	I didn't explain that Rob was gone because you know,
0:52.4	sometimes these are out of order.
0:53.7	Well, and that's why you need me here because you don't know.
0:56.8	You missed it. You missed me. You missed me.
0:59.9	Yeah, I was you wanted to be here.
1:01.7	Those for Zachary Levi.
1:03.3	I can't just say that you wanted to be here.
1:05.3	I wanted to be here. I wanted to be here for Zachary, but we were in Denver.
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