4.4 • 640 Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2020
⏱️ 130 minutes
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0:00.0 | Are you and your friends being attacked by unseen entities, a psychotic killer, or zombies, |
0:04.7 | and you happen to be the only black person? |
0:06.9 | If you've seen any horror movie before, you know you're going to die. |
0:10.9 | Well, I have good news for you. |
0:12.4 | It doesn't have to go down that way. |
0:14.2 | The good people at NoPok have created a new line of white face makeup to camouflage you from all categories of horror. |
0:20.7 | Just smear on a healthy dollop of white face, and those zombies won't know who to kill first. |
0:26.0 | Just go to nopac.com slash HMT to get your bottle of whiteface for just 1619. |
0:32.2 | Order today to get a free sample of their re-verginator, the perfume that makes you smell like a virgin. |
0:37.4 | Hello and welcome to horror movie talk. |
0:42.0 | An opinionated and accidentally funny horror movie review show. |
0:46.5 | Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. |
0:49.3 | What? |
0:51.2 | It's got to just take a scroll through the scraggly wood. It is. It is. |
0:57.6 | He's got to take a scroll through the spread. What are these? |
0:59.1 | He had no face. |
1:02.1 | Horror! |
1:03.9 | Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. |
1:06.8 | The new theatrical releases always get priority. |
1:11.2 | But we also review older horror movies both good and horrible. |
1:19.6 | Wow, that didn't sound good. |
1:23.7 | Hey, hey, hey, folks. |
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