Answering Our Fans Deepest Conspiracies

Chuckle Sandwich

Chuckle Sandwich & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.9 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, Ted and Schlatt answer voicemails of our fans conspiracies they have (about the show and the world) - but little do Schlatt & Ted know, that there was another conspiracy brewing behind the scenes... Download the Zocdoc app for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/chuckle Start saving and investing at https://www.acorns.com/chuckle To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwichYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwich If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/ChuckleSandwich Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What happened to me? I don't know. That's sharpie? It looks like there's something smeared all over your ten fingers there.
0:05.5	Something's smeared all over my hand. What the hell? I don't know man. This is why it sucks to be a lefty
0:11.2	because you write anything you write with a pencil
0:13.6	smudges all over your hand and you die earlier that's I mean that that is an issue
0:18.9	with with people who are left handy, you know?
0:22.6	You're in the soggy biscuit circle
0:25.0	and you're doing it with the left hand
0:27.2	and all the sudden you're bumping elbows
0:29.8	with the guy next to you
0:30.9	because everyone else is a righty. Yeah, sucks. There's only like what is it like 11% of the world is is left handed? Yeah something terrible like that. We need more people like me in the world I think people what does that mean people
0:44.8	like me you know with the same kind of values left-handed values yeah what are some
0:51.8	left-to give me some left-handed values.
0:53.4	Uh, believes in capitalism.
0:55.6	Belives in capitalism.
0:56.6	Okay, that's one.
0:57.4	Belives in the power of the free market.
0:59.6	Power of the free market.
1:00.5	The efficacy of trickle down economics okay and really just wants to see
1:06.2	Donald Trump in office Jesus for a second time. Welcome to Chuckuckle Sandwich. What's up, up Chucklers? For this episode, I gave Ted and Schlatt their own challenges
1:40.0	completely separate to the Speak Pipe, okay? Neither of them know of the other
1:44.4	ones challenge. They don't know that there are challenges but I told Ted here's a
1:50.0	challenge dude you got to get the numbers one through 30 into this episode
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