You're listening to What Fresh Hell Is This, and on today's episode, you'll be listening

to a voicemail from Mom.

Ever wonder what Maureen's nephew's friend's brother is up to?

No?

Well he's dead.

It's a terrible tragedy and I thought you should know.

Hello and welcome to What Fresh Hell Is This, with me, Stonzy Patenza.

I feel like as the weeks go on, the enthusiasm of that intro has been waning, but it's specifically

like it's like extra bad today because I am sick, so my voice is like an octave lower.

I can't wait to listen to this episode, because it's pretty bad right now.

I already have kind of a low voice, but like when I'm sick, it's real bad.

I haven't been sick in like fucking forever, because I haven't left my house.

I've like, you know, since COVID, I barely left my house, but now that I'm living in New

York, I'm going out more, you know, I'm getting bitches, I'm going out, I'm like seeing

people.

I've been going out a lot with my friend Roger and making new friends, which is very exciting,

so that's some really cool people.

But the thing about people is that they're fucking disgusting, they're germy, and I have

their germs.

This was Roger, I think it was Roger that got me sick, not to expose him, but like this

was like for sure his fault.

So, you know, they're pros and cons going out and hanging out with people, but this was

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