Another Year in the Garbage Can: Friday, February 13th, 2026

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning girlies, it's the toast.
0:09.0	It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.
0:14.0	It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.
0:19.0	We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Hope everybody's having a great day, kicking off, acknowledging the space, et cetera, et cetera. Hello, Jacqueline Foley. How are you today? I'm great today. It's Friday. She's getting emotional. I'm getting emotional. It is an emotional day.
0:38.6	It's my baby's birthday. It's my baby's birthday. So that's emo. And then Dana texted me this morning. It's also
0:45.2	Colgate Day. So every Friday the 13th is what we call Colgate Day in the Colgate community.
0:50.8	And this is the first time, Harry was born on the 13th, but this is the first time his birthday has fallen on a Colgate Day. So it's really just a meshing of all beautiful things.
1:00.1	And they say white people have no culture. Colgate Day. That's so like you got Colgate is like,
1:04.8	don't be rude. No, no, Colgate. It's so jealous that I went to a college with lore.
1:09.1	Okay. Okay. Moving on. Happy Colgate Day to a college with lore. Okay. Okay.
1:11.9	Moving on.
1:15.8	Happy Colgate Day to all who celebrate Dana Holesberg specifically.
1:16.9	Oh, sorry, Webman.
1:17.8	I cannot.
1:23.3	There are some people, like, it's funny how, like, you're married people, like who they, like,
1:24.8	whose names change forever.
1:26.9	And I'm sorry, she's Dana Holesberg forever.
1:27.5	Oh, she's done a really good job of morphing.
1:30.8	She will be Dana Holtsberg because, like, that's how we know her. But she peeps in with the webman for me. Like, she, as much as she could change in my mind, she has. Yeah, it's just like, it's never going to happen for me. I'm such like a stubborn person for like all my married friends.
1:43.2	Like Dana went extreme.
1:44.5	Like the second she got married, she changed her Gmail.
1:46.4	Like she changed everything.
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