Welcome to another Snuffy's Christmas. Joy to the world the world the Lord is fun he's riding on the horse.

Let every shrimp and scall

be dished out from a gun.

At snuffies, that's our thing.

In yet, reviews were key. At Snuffies, that's our thing.

It yet reviews were key.

And heaven and heaven and nature sing.

Tom Snuffhouser here proud owner of Snuffies off Route 44 and even

prouder sponsor of the political orphanage. Every year we happily

sponsor and insist on writing the program's Christmas special.

And we're very pleased with this year's, just like we're particularly proud of the

excellent holiday specials available at low cost to your family.

Like our chicken-fried reindeer, or our world famous fried pickle and peanut butter fruit cake burger

and as always your friendly and attentive weight staff takes your order and delivers it to you from horseback.

This year Snuffies is also sponsoring the local mall Santa so be sure to take your kiddos down to the food court and get a picture with jolly old St Nick who along with his elves and the photographer will be on horseback.

And why not finish up your Yuletide mall experience with a trip to Snuffies,

where if you mention the political orphanage, you'll get 15% off Snuffies Christmas hash,

which is corn beef hash and scrambled eggs with nutmeg and a side of a candy cane.

Snuffy's off Route 484 because everything tastes better from a horse.

We now return to It's a wonderful horse. We now return to It's a wonderful horse. Well darn it looks like we're going to have to shut down the savings and loan.

I'm out of a job and I might even go to jail. I'm going to head down to the river to

contemplate whether or not I should kill myself. It's a sin to commit

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