You there, sitting behind that computer screen, listening to this.

You clicked on this page expecting a ritual, right?

I mean, it's all in the title, of course, and I've got an interesting one for you.

A ritual that I, myself, created, and I'm willing to share it with you.

Imagine those. Babies within a room screaming. that I myself created and I'm willing to share it with you.

Imagine those.

Babies within a room screaming and crying at the top of their lungs.

A busy subway train where nobody seems to know how to keep their damn mouths shut.

Perhaps your apartment neighbor is too busy playing as loud, obnoxious music upstairs to realize that people like you need their beauty sleep.

He's saying a common trend here.

The world is so full of noise these days.

Seems like there's never a place on earth where one can relax.

But what if there was?

What if there was a place that you could retreat to any time you like and escape from reality?

Perhaps I can offer a solution to your problem.

There's no catches, no drawbacks.

You'll be getting exactly what you desire, and if you follow my instructions, you should be relatively safe.

Are you ready to try it?

Well, here goes. Firstly, you'll want to set up your preparations.

You shouldn't need much to practice this ritual, and you need to set it up with common household items.

You'll want to make sure that you have a decent pair of soundproof headphones, a rose, a blindfold, or really any material

that can cover your sight, and a bag of ice.

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