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Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2013

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Two guys with probable personality disorders call in, one working thru his mommy issues and the other asking vaguely insulting meandering questions! A religious missionary calls and gets freaky. A dude with ten maladies calls including ringworm and an inf

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0:00.0	Take my money, my house, my car for my car,
0:07.0	for one of you,
0:10.0	you can have it all, baby, play it up.
0:15.0	Could make it enough.
0:18.6	Every party do.
0:20.4	Oh, yeah.
0:22.2	Gives first that you run. Oh yeah G G G G G G G G Gosh First The J-R-U-S I'm an addict double you
0:28.0	and you know that I can't leave you alone.
0:37.0	You got me feign me.
0:40.0	He didn't feel it. Gotta me feel it.
0:42.0	Gotta me go and clean. I didn't feel like a little fever.
0:43.0	Gotta be going crazy!
0:45.0	Oh,
0:46.0	Oh,
0:47.0	I've seen you alone.
0:50.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:52.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you got to be a woman.
0:54.0	Yeah, never be a deal for you.
1:00.0	Listen, I said I'm feeling for you.
1:04.7	All right, we get the gist.
1:05.7	I'm in love.
1:06.4	All right guys, let's get going.
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