This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Another day, another dollar, another dollar, another cheap rate celebrity. And we love the cheap, low-rent celebrities. I do like them. I can't help it. I can't help. But it sounds really churlish, doesn't it, to say, that the more low rent they are, the more I laugh at their futility, the more I laugh at

even people even ask them, any opinion on anything at all. You knew, you knew, didn't you?

The moment Angelina Jolie was in the papers doing what, you know, she wanted to do,

and she thought it was right. Out comes Michelle

Heaton, liking herself to Angelina Jolie. She was out there because she doesn't actually

work Michelle Heaton, but she was out at a charity fundraiser. And for charity fundraiser,

read, she doesn't actually do anything now. And so it's a way of, people sort of jump on everybody

else's bandwagon, and they talk about it. Lo way of people sort of jump on everybody else's bandwagon and they talk about it.

Loads of people turn up for these charity bashes.

And I think at any one time in London, I would think there's probably about two or three to go to.

Some of them are very, very tacky and very, you know, it's for sort of NAF people.

Michelle Heaton, I mean, I don't really know.

She was in a band, and that was about it, years ago.

She hasn't done anything since then.

She's done nothing of note.

She's just become famous for going, oh, that's Michelle Heaton.

But the trouble is now she's prepared to go out, and obviously, you know, she's so busy at home. She's also got, I believe, tattoos, I think, on her feet.

I hope they're not tattoos.

Looks very cheap, doesn't it?

But they had all sorts of people turning up.

She's been on Lorraine.

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