Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the Toast. Happy Wednesday. Happy

Humpty. I'm so sad that Claudia is not here to remind you to hump someone you

love. But in her stead, we have such an exciting guest co-host that I know the

toasters are truly going to plots over. So please help me in welcoming Doom

Want to the Toast. I thank you for having me. I'm so happy to be here. Thank you so

much. I am so excited that you're on the Toast. I know the toasters are going to be so

excited. You've never been on before, but we are such fans of yours, obviously. And

I'm so excited to get your take on pop culture. You just wrote a book called a

Non-Please, which I've been reading. And it's so good. It's just like one of those

books that's like, Girlie Girl in New York City, but it's also pretty much your story,

correct? Yeah, like a lot of it was based. Hold on one sec. Sorry. Excuse me. A lot of

it was based on things that actually have happened to me. And I would say like 80%

of the characters are inspired by real people. Either celebrities or real people in my life.

Right. And I think a lot of the fun of the book is trying to figure out which celebrity

in the book, like who they are in real life. But I've kind of realized I feel like they're

kind of a conglomerate of people, like composite characters. So I. Yes, some are. Yes, some

are a combination of people, but some are like straight up inspired by just like one

person. I feel like there's some that are obvious. And then there's some that like you

kind of have to figure out. Yeah. But yeah, so I don't know how much I'm allowed to say,

like legal would like, you know, real me. Right. Like you have to change this. You have

to change that. I'm like, why it's fiction? Right. Where there instances where you wanted

to use real names, but you just could not. I think for the characters that had like big

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