Anniversary Show feat. Carlos Alazraqui "You Can't Get Out Your Actual Feelings with the FCC"
Stephanie Miller's Happy Hour Podcast
The Stephanie Miller Show
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2019
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
We're celebrating the 15th anniversary of the Stephanie Miller Show AND the 5th anniversary of the Happy Hour Podcast. We talk to our very first Happy Hour guest Carlos Alazraqui and get a little bit of show history (with some juicy details (wink-wink)).
This episode is brought to you by Casper, Pause Well-Aging, and Plexederm.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This week's happy hour brought you by Robert De Niro and his Casper mattress. |
| 0:03.5 | Love this mattress so much. It's comfortable. I sleep with sound like sleep cool. |
| 0:07.5 | Even though that miserable piece of in the White House is trying to keep me up with all his lies, |
| 0:13.2 | his all his dirty, sneaky mother son of a... I still am able to sleep soundly when I need to |
| 0:19.1 | want to cast the mattress. Remember, you used to have that breathing thing before you got a |
| 0:22.9 | Casper? Now when I wake up, it's gone. Remember, it used to sound like this. It did. |
| 0:29.3 | Now with Casper completely nasal free. No nose whistle, no nothing. I'm not scaring kids. |
| 0:34.8 | Unless it's Halloween. No sleep apnea, nothing. No sleep apnea, no papnea, no slapnea. I'll |
| 0:39.8 | slap you around, but no slapnea. Okay. All right. Listen, sleep is soundly as Robert De Niro does, |
| 0:44.4 | despite who's president. That mother, that son of a... That dirty trash can. Lion piece of scummy dirt |
| 0:52.1 | trash can. Yeah. Whatever else, fishbone said in that song. Yeah. Can you milk him? Yeah, |
| 0:57.6 | can you can milk me too not with a Casper mattress? You actually can milk me. I'm not relaxed. |
| 1:02.8 | You don't love it just a little bit. You have enthusiasm. I love it a little bit. I love it a lot. |
| 1:06.4 | And you have enthusiasm. If you don't want to get your Casper, then go sleep on your shine box. |
| 1:10.0 | I got my Casper, okay? You have enthusiasm for it? I got enthusiasm for it. I'll leave enthusiasm. |
| 1:15.2 | Lots of enthusiasm. Am I leading you along? You're leading me along like a horse the water |
| 1:19.3 | and I'm drinking that water and I'm sleeping soundly on my Casper while I'm drinking the water. |
| 1:23.0 | I fell asleep. It's not a water bed, but I'm drinking water on the Casper. Casper mattress comes |
| 1:27.0 | with a 100 night risk free trial. Get the masters of your dreams and Robert De Niro's dreams. Go |
| 1:32.3 | to Casper.com slash Miller. You use the code Miller. $100 toward the purchase of Select Matresses. |
| 1:36.9 | That's Casper.com slash Miller. The code is Miller. Did I mention the code's Miller? Okay. Let me |
| 1:41.6 | say something. This mattress is good, fellas. Okay? I see what you did there. Yeah. Get a 100 |
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