I, having met Veronica's sorority sisters once or twice, can confidently say, I'm 100% sure they will absolutely bring a drama-filled hot mess, what I hoped would be a magical and memorable week celebrating my parents' marriage.

Sure, no questions. Okay, let's crash a wedding. Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Griff, how are you doing this fine day?

Well, hold on.

Before we get into the niceties, Kira, what can I expect from today's crime thematically?

Good question. For new listeners on this podcast, we episodically investigate small interpersonal disputes, things that

aren't criminal but feel like they are to the people that happen to. Today is no different.

The theme of today's crime is wedding crashers. Oh,

Crashers. Interesting. Now back to the niceties. What's going on with you?

What would you rather hear about the queer Dungeons and Dragons podcast that I'm doing?

Or the fact that I went to a bar that was witch-themed with some Akatar influencers.

I want to hear about them both.

I know that's tough, right?

Maybe we start.

I'll start with the queer podcast that I'm doing and maybe we can figure out where to talk about Akitar.

Now what makes a podcast queer?

It's a good question.

The cast.

Yeah.

So I've been doing this dungeons. So I think months ago I talked about doing Dungeons and Dragons playing it for the first time. And I was playing for my first time, but it was from the get go being recorded as a podcast. It's just been a really cool test of a lot of things. And it's been a really, a pun intended, magical journey for our little group. And so the fact that it's out to the world for them to listen to is really exciting.

Congratulations. Thank you. I play this big giant snake of this race called Wante. And so I'm this

half human, half snake, monstrous, sweetheart. Really?

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