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Hi, welcome to Fitzdog Radio.

I am, ah, I just came from my colonoscopy, and boy, is my asshole tired.

I don't know how old my listeners are, but I think most of them are younger than me.

Here's what you have to look forward to everyone. My mom had colon cancer. She's fine.

She's fine. Oh, she's fine. My mom is fine. Actually, my mom was very beautiful.

She won a beauty contest in the Bronx.

The Rose of Trelee pageants in the Bronx in like 19-thucking 66.

I don't know what year it was, but it was long.

Well, I was born in 66.

So she was born in 42. 52. She was probably, it was probably like the late 50s.

Anyway, she was striking. And, um, you know, I didn't get my, let's just say I didn't get my looks for my father. Okay? And let's leave it at that.

Actually, I did.

I looked like my father.

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