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Hi, everybody. Welcome to Ann Ortley's Weekly Weather. My name is Ann Ortley. I'm an astrologer here in New York City, and I'm broadcasting tonight from my bright red desk.

It is October 8, 2017. And for those of you who have been writing to me and saying, can I please stop being

three-page weeks? It's another three-page week. A lot going on in the heavens. Good news is lots

of change, lots of change, lots of change. The bad news is lots of change, lots of change,

and I know you're kind of getting tired of all the change. The good news is Jupiter's getting

out of air and he's diving into water, diving into Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio, Scorpio.

Going to be intense, passionate, whatever. At 730 tonight I'm going to have a webinar on Jupiter

and Scorpio and what it means to your chart

if you want to tune in. You can also buy it after we podcast and you get the MP3s, the

MP4 with the slides and the audio, and you get a copy of the slides. And, you know, Jupiter

and Scorpio is new, exciting, passionate, lots of really exciting things going to happen when he goes

into a new sign. It activates all the Scorpio planets in your chart. As he enters the sign on

Tuesday, he's going to wake him all up and he's going to go, hello, Scorpio, I'm in the room.

And it's kind of like, Mm, Jupiter's in the room.

Now, he is the big guy out there in the solar system.

He's a big gassy guy.

When he goes into water, we have farts.

Okay?

We have farts.

We're about to have a bunch of farts.

I know.

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