Anne of Green Gables (1985)

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Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.5 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2014

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Super fan Keith Fisher commissioned this podcast on Subbable as a Christmas present for his lovely wife, as it is one of her all time favorite movies. I feel like I'm sliding a large lump of coal down her stocking (hey now!) because it was not Jim and I's favorite movie. But still, we gave it the Bald Move treatment! Are you in the mood for a heartwarming story of a megalomaniac orphan spiritually and emotionally enslaved by a shut in old couple, as she seeks death in ever more creative ways while lashing out in rages against old ladies and class clowns? As if this tale weren't already dark enough, how will this sleepy Canadian community deal with the pedophilic school teacher in their midst? Will Matthew's old heart be able to take it?! (Spoiler alert: It will not.) So, Merry Christmas, Keith's wife! Put down the chalk board and climb down from the roof's edge, I'm sure the rest of your presents will be better... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're not going another commission podcast this time Keith Fisher
0:27.7	asked us to produce a Christmas present for his lovely wife to cover her favorite movie of all time. It's a television movie
0:38.8	Saw4. Oh no no no. Produced for the Canadian Broadcast Corporation.
0:45.0	And it's Anne of Green Gables.
0:48.0	Came out in 1985.
0:50.0	This is going to be, first of all Mary Christmas Keith's wife.
0:55.2	Uh-huh Merry Christmas.
0:56.4	I am terribly sorry if we should
1:03.0	do not appreciate your film the way you do
1:03.7	and completely ruin your future enjoyment of it.
1:07.3	You know it's interesting we should we should commission the because show girls
1:12.4	to watch Transformers the movie.
1:15.0	Oh God.
1:16.0	And half them, you know, not the new one, the old 1980s, Optimus Prime dies.
1:23.0	Just something completely out of their wheelhouse.
1:25.0	But it's something that we have fond memories for
1:27.0	for childhood and see how well it holds up.
1:30.0	That's what this would be like.
1:31.0	Outside its intended audience.
1:32.0	For sure.
1:33.0	What do we say, I mean, so this is the, this is the harrowing tale of an orphan that murders one of her foster parents to get out of a hellhole, then is exiled to a
1:47.9	prison island in Canadian, in Canada, where she is abducted by two domineering older folks that force religion on her
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