Alice, as you know, we're trying to secure the long-term future of British scandal.

So we need to find the financing for that.

Sadly, the things we've tried so far have not raised enough money.

I thought you were looking down the side of the British scandal sofa.

You said there'd be loads of change there.

There was a couple of coins, mainly some old corn flakes. It wasn't enough.

Oh God, this is depressing.

So, I've actually come up with an idea.

Okay.

Just hear me out. We're obviously trying to secure our future and our social standing.

So I thought you could seduce Elon Musk.

What?

Well, he's rich and he's said some nice things about you online, so I think he's open to you

as a potential suitor.

Oh, is he?

Is he open to me?

I'm not open to seducing Elon Musk.

Not only is that ludicrous, but that is deeply offensive. It tells me that you have no

moral compass and that you assume I also have no ethical code. This is so far from something that I

would do that it makes me question this friendship. Okay, okay, I'm sorry. It was just born out of

desperation. I won't suggest anything like this ever again.

I mean, the final name I was going to suggest was Lewis Hamilton,

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