4.4 • 640 Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2019
⏱️ 78 minutes
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0:45.5 | Hello, and welcome to horror movie talk. An opinionated and accidentally funny horror movie |
0:52.6 | review show. |
0:57.3 | Your schlubby hosts each week are Bryce Hansen, |
0:58.9 | the cool collected nihilist, |
1:02.4 | and David Day, a fart from a flappy bottom. |
1:05.8 | New theatrical releases always get priority, |
1:08.5 | but we also review older horror movies, both good and horrible. |
1:12.1 | I'm David Day. |
1:13.5 | I'm Bryce Hanson. |
1:14.9 | And you guys should check us out at our website,horromovetalk.com. |
1:20.8 | Pretty easy to get there if you can spell. |
1:24.4 | I'm looking at you, guy who can't spell. |
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