Welcome to Cruel Classics. I'm your host super fan, Giovanni. This is the podcast where play the best moments highlights and faned clips from all 16 years of the Adam Carolla show. We have a companion podcast title Corolla Classics with ad-free archives exclusively available through podcast 1.plus. And if you'd like to find the ad-free archives of the Adam Carolla show, the Adam and Dr. Drew Show, or exclusive access to the brand new podcast, beat it out. Make sure to check out Adam Crolla Substack, Adamcrula.com. And if you like to request a clip, please email, it's classics at Adamcoyle.com. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Crolla Show 309, featuring Anna David one-on-one from 2010. Yeah, get it on, got to get it on.

No choice but to get it on, mandate, get it on.

And welcome to the podcast, Anna David.

Anna has a book out called Reality Matter.

She's a writer, columnist, TV personality, contributing columnist to many periodicals, Playboy, L.A. Times, people, us, weekly, things like that, at New York Times, details, Cosmo, Red Book. So you're a writer, baby. I am. And you're a little too good looking for a writer. It's very nice of you to say. You know, writers tend to be like funny looking because we're, you know, trapped behind computers and things. Yeah. Which is, I think, maybe, thank you.

Yeah, you look like Angelina Jolie.

That's a pretty generous assessment.

Well, you know, you always round up.

Yeah, that's better than saying you look like, uh.

Well, you could, you could Fred Travelina.

I don't know why I should pick the dude.

But, yeah, you want to round up.

Or you can do what Jimmy Kimmel does with me, which is the most insulting of them all.

He goes, you're like an ugly Pete Sampras, which no woman would ever do to another woman, but guys can do that to guys. I don't think Pete Sampras is that. He's like... That's the double slap in the face. It's like, I, okay, an ugly George Clooney, so be it. Right. But an ugly guy who's a seven? Right. What does it make me like minus two? So, no, you, you have a quality to you. Uh-huh. That is, that is very Angelina Jolie-esque. I've been around for 39 years. I have never heard someone say that to me. It doesn't mean they're not going to start now. I hope it's a trend that continues. You know what I'm getting lately? Mm-hmm. The chick from Glee, you know that show? She's really pretty.

I'm totally into it, all that stuff. But it's like the nose. It's the June nose. Oh, do you have a June nose? Well, what's odd is only from one side. Look at this. Look at this. See? Cute nose. Right. Wow. It's kind of amazing. Wow. June nose. Dad's nose, mom's nose.

On either side of the same face.

It's amazing.

And, uh, and, It's kind of amazing. Wow. Do you nose? Dad's nose? On either side of the same face.

It's amazing.

And, yeah, I think I have the same nose from all sides.

And I actually like my nose.

I don't like parts on me.

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