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Welcome to this episode of Dirty Motherpucker.

I'm your host, Anna White House, the founder of Motherpucker,

and it is The Queen. Me? You BFF. Oh, wow. Polly Hazard in the house. Oh, that's so nice.

It is. It is nice until we're sharing a cabin together on a cruise ship. Never again. Ever. Ever.

It's not worked out for us this time, has it? My God on the podcast uh it's polly and i usually you have an esteemed guest this week it's us and we are delving into our biggest

argument to date what happened how resolved it and how we're going to be moving on on the podcast

so that's coming up so my

sister said to me the other day that everybody has a range of how they look um so some people

without makeup don't look hugely different with makeup on some people go from nought to 60 with makeup on

we established on that boat because we let it all hang out. We were like, oh God, freedom.

We're going to do what Pamela Anderson's doing.

No makeup here.

No, we don't need no makeup.

Look in the mirror, I'm like, oh my God, I looked like a sort of sickened Dickensian child.

Well, I think where we went wrong is that we didn't really take our makeup off from

the night before. So when we got up,

I had crusty bits of like, you know, mascara dripping down my face. And my hair, because we're at sea,

right, is like out to one side as if I've geled it up in a great big, you know, bouffon. Yeah. And then,

I mean, our choice of clothes. We're basically weighing those, you know, like stringffant. Yeah. And then, I mean, our choice of clothes.

Yeah.

We're basically wearing those, you know, like string vests.

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