well we got lots to get to this hour we will go through everything you need to know keep you

calm keep you cool through all of this is uh it's the world's worst staycation i think uh this is um

i think a lot of people uh who are thinking of retirement i don't mean you joe bartlett but uh

yeah might be rethinking it now. This is, well, I mean, it's like we're all retired now, you know, even if you're working

from home, it's basically the most exciting thing in life is going to the supermarket once in a while.

We're taking your daily walk. That's about it. Well, we're fortunate that we can still go to work. You know, I mean, kind of. You don't have to leave your house, which is convenient, but you still have to go to work. Yeah, you know, they found FBI is actually investigating this. Now, there are a number of people who faked coronavirus positive tests. Apparently you could go online somewhere and get a fake letter that you've tested positive.

And they've been using it to show their employers so they don't have to go to work.

And a couple people, the FBI is looking at this, used it to scare the employer into closing down the plant or the factory or whatever.

So they wouldn't have to work from home or do anything.

So, yeah, we're fortunate to go to work.

I don't know.

You like this working from home or would you rather be in the studio?

I know you don't want to commute, but...

Well, a lot of the aggravation of getting in and out of New York has disappeared,

which makes it very convenient. Yeah. You know, when you go to the studio, though, you're talking into a microphone that, you know, six other people that they talked into. You're pretty close to that microphone. That's like a way to catch something. Obviously, you're in a newsroom with other people. But there is an energy at the office. I mean, at our studios, we had six radio stations there. There was, you know, you got to see people. It was fun. Yeah, that's the one thing that's missing here. You know, when I would come to work in the studio, first you'd go through those doors and there's, first studio you see is Elvis Duran. You watch Elvis on the air. you know, you get you in the mood. Then I'd run into Jim Kerr in the hallway and you'd be ready to go when you got in there. Now you don't see anybody when you go to work. It's not the same. And obviously on TV, it's doing it from home is not the same because you love going to, you know, the studio. You sit in the green room.

There's like 19 famous guests from all the other shows.

It's like a party for an hour.

I have to do your own makeup.

Yeah, I miss all the makeup people.

But on the other hand, you do go into the studio.

And the guy comes and puts the mic on you who knows how many people

have touched that microphone then he puts the thing in your ear who knows how many ears that's

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