Hello and welcome again to another edition of Atheist News Network and due to one of our prize

listeners we are going to check in on our favorite gay penguins.

Yeah this is an update for that...

The gay penguin couple who caused such a commotion during mating season that they were actually cordoned off.

And that actually led to a

protest. Yeah it says now the actual title of this article is gay

penguins expelled from zoo colony for stealing eggs are given their own to look after following

animal rights protest.

This is awesome.

Some animal rights groups came and protested that they were being discriminated against

by being sequestered.

So...

So we are still fighting over human gay rights and they're already moving into animal

animal. Animal, animal gay rights are farther advanced than human gay rights.

Can you ever imagine yourself thinking about going and protesting about a couple of gay

penguins? Me? Yes you personally. Oh hell yeah for these gay penguins look at them. I'm

sorry but you may like it in the butt but I don't I love these gay penguins these

gay penguins are neck-and-neck for being a mascot for no no one will surpass Mike Mike is there he's our he's our he's our guy look at how sassy that gay penguin well he's

sassy but I don't want to be snapping my fingers every time I talk about

ir religiosity

angry visitors to polar land in Harbin northern China

complained it wasn't fair to stop the couple from becoming surrogate fathers

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