Oh, hello, Anita, here.

If you don't know me, I am very famous psychic and healer.

Oh, what I say, you all read local printed paper.

You must know who I am.

Anyway, I would like to offer a quick tip if you are living in haunted house with ghost

in this time of pandemic.

You know you must practice the social distance and the astral distance, but keep in mind

that ghosts may not be able to pass into light and will need to shelter with you in home to

avoid infecting ghost communities. So for time being, make sure you refrain from burning sage.

You hold off from any exorcism.

You know what? Hide all crucifix.

You're not going to church. What have you to prove?

And of course, if there is thinning of whale that opens spectral portal in house,

please try to keep ghost gathering to no more than two people.

Your ghost is person too, or was.

Anyway,

make sure you take care of minding your undead.

Just as Pireside

mystery theater

always remind you

to mind the shadow.