Anita's Pandemic Advice: How to Keep Hands Off Face

Fireside Mystery Theatre

Drama, Arts, Fiction, Performing Arts

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2020

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Your favorite fortune teller Anita shares her advice for weathering the pandemic.

You just don't realize quite how much you do touch your face until you are told not to! Our very own Anita has her own peculiar but apparently effective way of mitigating the face-touch danger.

We at Fireside Mystery Theatre are doing our very best to stay safe, sane, and adjust to these frightening times — and we hope you are too! We'll have more new theatre of the mind for you to escape into soon. . . .

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0:00.0	Hello, my friends.
0:11.3	Is Anita, New York's best kept secret, your friendly psychic expert on how to weather
0:19.4	pandemic.
0:21.0	Well, maybe I'm not best kept secret.
0:24.1	I do very robust flyer campaign on number seven train,
0:28.5	so I'm pretty much famous, okay?
0:31.1	Okay, not that you need to write on number seven train now, right?
0:35.4	Unless you are the worker of essential service.
0:39.8	Ladies that removes hair from my...
0:42.0	Well, never mind.
0:43.2	She is not essential service, right?
0:45.7	Right.
0:46.4	Good.
0:47.4	Anyway, first of all, we all know we need to wash hands and never to touch face.
0:54.8	But how we do this?
0:56.5	I love to touch face.
0:59.0	It's impossible not to stroke beautiful cheek and lips.
1:02.2	But no, no more.
1:03.6	Anita forbids it.
1:05.3	Did you know that there is very easy way to keep hands or face?
1:11.0	All you need to do is invite wandering spirit from spectral plane into body.
1:19.1	It's easy.
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