Oh, hello, my friends. It is me, Anita, very famous local fortune-teller psychic and the medium for reasonable prices as advertised in Queen's local newspaper.

So, if you have been following news, you may have heard that there is pandemic.

Now I know what you say. You say, Anita. How do I protect myself and my loved ones from very bad, evil disease?

I tell you, there are two ways to ward off terrible naughty COVIDs.

I will start with obvious.

A protection possession.

This is a little folk magic I pick up in one of the world's most haunted locations.

Sandusky, Ohio, home of Premier Amusement Park, Cedar Point, America's roller coast.

Very scary, but verse it to learn this little special protection possession charm.

So, this is where you open yourself to allow a spirit from beyond the veil to live inside

the body to fight off any virus that tried to get in. Kind of how your body would have

immune response and fight on its own, but when very powerful virus too strong, it take over.

This spirit would not only fight, but also mobilize sleepy immune systems to wake up and join fight.

Now, here is catch. Ghost selection very important. You cannot invite just any ghost to possess you. You must find spirit who is just

a little bit bad. Not as bad as Byrus, but bad enough to fight. Have you ever seen movie Suicide

Squad for many bad guy fight against even better guy? It's that. So, who do you choose?

Now, I know what you're saying,

because this will be first spirit that always comes up.

Anita, do I choose Nazi?

No.

Answer this question always no.

Yes, very efficient, very good at following order, but as you can see by many

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