Anita's Pandemic Advice: Astral Distancing

Fireside Mystery Theatre

Drama, Arts, Fiction, Performing Arts

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🗓️ 26 April 2020

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Your friendly neighborhood fortune teller Anita has some more, um, peculiar advice for you as we all continue to adjust to weathering a pandemic.

Social distancing works! And it is so important to adhere to those guidelines as we battle the spread of the coronavirus. Anita is here to tell you what is also important: ASTRAL DISTANCING!

We at Fireside Mystery Theatre are doing our very best to stay safe, sane, and adjust to these frightening times — and we hope you are too! We'll continue to have more new theatre of the mind for you to escape into soon. Please do your best to mind the shadows. . . .

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0:00.0	Okay, hello.
0:13.0	Anita is here to help you to weather silent storm of scary, scary, invisible enemy. No, not ghost.
0:22.6	Pandemic.
0:23.6	Also ghost, but really pandemic.
0:27.6	So, they say you need to practice distance of socializing.
0:31.6	And yes, very, very true.
0:33.6	But also, please remember, if you are medium or if you have many friends and family who
0:40.3	are ghosts, you must also practice astral distancing. Now one talk about this. Very important.
0:49.1	Ghost community, very vulnerable. Because how can Ghost wash hands?
0:55.0	Water, soap, the hand sanitizer, loop it go right through.
0:59.0	And the mask for face?
1:01.0	Oh boy, good luck to you, Mr. Ghost.
1:04.0	This will not stay put, no way.
1:07.0	So, how do you do the astral distance?
1:11.8	Okay, let me give you some example, Mr. Andrew Cuvalmo.
1:17.6	Say you have husband, who you murder, and his ghost is coming after you for revenge.
1:25.1	Tell this man to pose until it's safe to hunt you again.
1:29.9	He will wait, believe me.
1:32.3	He will wait.
1:35.0	Say you have small Victorian child ghost slowly climbing up from basement of a new house.
1:43.5	Who doesn't? Remind them of a new house. Who doesn't?
1:45.5	Remind them of 1918 influenza breakout.
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