Animals in the Amazon

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network, Ed Larson, Leisure, Amber Nelson, Comedy

4.6 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

It’s nature week on The Brighter Side and Amber & Ed are learning about Anacondas, toucans, bullet ants, piranha and more. You’re going to need some bug repellent for this one.

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0:00.0	We got to keep all on the right side.
0:05.0	You got to keep all on the right side.
0:10.0	I said in my paycheck called for my blue boots.
0:14.0	That's okay and now I got with a man.
0:18.0	You got to keep all on the right side. You got to keep all on the bright side got me by all on the bright side
0:24.6	The Amazon rainforest
0:29.6	The world's largest tropical rainforest
0:31.6	They used to be covered in Walmarts
0:33.6	Can you imagine how beautiful that was? Concrete, asphalt, and plastic as far as the eyes can see.
0:41.3	Now it's home to so many trees is considered the lungs of the earth.
0:45.3	Boo! I want more ranch fountains and wheelies!
0:48.3	But whatever, I guess it's home to over 3 million species,
0:52.3	some of which we're going to talk about today.
0:54.8	So rev up your gas engines and break open that bar of chocolate.
0:58.3	Because today we're talking about those dumb-ass animals in the rainforest on this episode of The Brighter Side.
1:04.6	Yo!
1:06.0	Hello.
1:06.4	Stupid animals.
1:07.4	Those fucking dumb-ass animals.
1:08.4	Those piranus.
1:09.2	Get them out of here. What are you living a river? Get a house. Come on. Yeah. Where's the air conditioning around here? Gross. What are you fucking, you guys, all these teeth and shit, man. What are you an idiot? No. Go to the dentist. They need to be wrapped up in shower curtains, you know?
1:29.9	Oh, man.
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