Animals 1
The Brighter Side
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4.7 • 636 Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2016
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The brighter side is brought to to be a brighter side. |
| 0:21.6 | Well, this is the brighter side. |
| 0:36.6 | Co, go, go, go, go. Ah, ah, ah. |
| 0:42.2 | Can you do a good dolphin noise? |
| 0:47.3 | Oh, that's pretty good. |
| 0:49.3 | That's doing the brighter side of animals. |
| 0:51.8 | You know, they are just God's little fingers coming out, having a great time. They were here before us. They're going to be here after us. We're all sick of talking about the bullshit. We need a little fucking escapeism. And so we're just going to talk about animals. We all got an animal and we research the animal. We're all going to talk about the animal. I'm so excited. I have alligators. Hell yeah, you do. Hell yeah. They're my favorite animal because they're the perfect predator. They're pretty fucking awesome. I also grew up around alligators. And they've been around for a while, right? 250 million years. Wow. Sorry, 225. Excuse me. They will definitely outlast humans. Oh, yeah course. Of course. They're, you know, killing machines. Well, fun fact, in the 70s, they almost became extinct because they're soft belly. People would make purses and shoes out of them. So we almost took out the alligator, the thing that's been around so long. Purses and shoes almost wiped out the alligator population. Well, now there's like too many of them down South Florida, so alligator attacks are actually on the rise. Yeah. They protected them so much that now they're just like too many of them and they're killing people again, which is, I think, bad ass. How do you guys feel about that? I'm always interested. No one ever really talks about, like, animal safety and control. |
| 1:57.2 | Do you guys think that we should go through and, like, kill animals to keep them in control or just kind of let them? Well, you have to. I mean, especially with deer, I mean, because they'll just fucking fucking fuck and then there's going to be deer everywhere and their pests. And they were fucking awful creatures. And we almost got killed by some deer jumping over our car on the highway. That's true. ever since then. |
| 1:57.6 | I've just been like, |
| 1:59.1 | let's fucking shoot dears in the head. |
| 2:35.3 | Well, the rise of the deer is because, um, and the turn of the, because at the turn of the century, uh, people killed off all the wolves, and wolves kept the deer population check. And now there's no more wolves. So the deer have no practically no natural predators. Wolves are pretty cool. They're great. It's all like nature, you know, it comes together |
| 2:39.4 | like at all ecosystem. That's the word. Like in Louisiana, neutras, they're not indignative, |
| 2:46.2 | indignative. They're not supposed to be there. They're not supposed to be there. Yeah. And then, |
| 2:49.8 | but people brought them in. And the neutra is a 50 pound hamster. Yeah, they're huge. They're not supposed to be there. They're not supposed to be there. Yeah. And then, but people brought them in. |
| 2:51.8 | And the neutro is a 50-pound hamster. Yeah, they're huge. They call them Nutra rats. They're so gross. But they're overtaking the place because they were brought in to, like, eat this, like, plant. And they didn't do that. They were like, through that. We're going to eat everything else. Good Lord. |
| 2:47.6 | So now you can make money killing Nutris. |
| 2:50.1 | Yeah. |
| 2:50.7 | Alligator's got to be eating. they didn't do that. They were like, through that, we're going to eat everything else. Good Lord. So now you can make money killing Nutris. |
| 3:09.6 | Yeah. |
| 3:10.2 | Alligator's got to be eating some Nutris, you imagine. |
| 3:13.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 3:13.5 | Because they live in the swamp. |
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