Animal Halloween: Live from UCB Sunset

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Joe Wengert, Mary Holland, Lauren Lapkus, Betsy Sodaro, and Jon Gabrus join Matt Besser for a LIVE improv4humans from UCB Sunset! They’ll take audience suggestions that inspire scenes about a teacher with an extreme case of senioritis, a bunch of undergrads trying to score a Tesla coil for their party, and a haunted house that fails to impress its guests. Plus, a Sweet 16 attracts a visit from a great white shark, a cubicle worker explains his sleepy meditations, and the first ever space tourism expedition goes horribly wrong.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Welcome to Prof. Hummus, live it where you see baby.
0:07.0	Here we are now for Happy Ease of the Year.
0:11.0	Please hope to see you again for beautiful Matt Bessar!
0:16.0	Yeah, bring up Joe Winger, Mary Hall and Lauren Lapkes,
0:21.0	Bessar Sedaro and John Gabrielis.
0:28.0	So excited, have a seat, improvisers.
0:34.0	Let's see Scoot over a little bit so I can get my near my no pad.
0:38.0	Scoot over a little bit. Welcome everybody!
0:41.0	2019, first improper humans of 2019, 2018 was solid,
0:48.0	and we got some all-stars here to break in the new year.
0:52.0	So let's just keep it old school and simple and just start with a single word.
0:57.0	And since I'm having a hard time seeing the rest of the audience, we'll get it from someone in the front row here.
1:01.0	Give us just one, what'd you say? Pickles.
1:04.0	Pickles. Okay, classic.
1:06.0	Of course.
1:07.0	Classic.
1:09.0	Classic.
1:10.0	I will say this, I may have even told this story before,
1:15.0	but I love pickles growing up.
1:18.0	Just loved them.
1:20.0	And there's something called a schoolgirl pickle.
1:23.0	Does anybody know that expression?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Matt Besser, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Matt Besser and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.